Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.

 

What was your favorite class in school?

I like all my classes, but maths today gets a special mention because of the amazing people I have it with. :3

SPEAK, MORTAL.

Among historical people, who would you most like to meet?

Dunno. Probably Jesus. I guess we could talk things out and get some explanations.

SPEAK, MORTAL.

what’s the greatest ever last day of school song?

Rangi’s suggestion of leaving the assembly to School’s Out sounds pretty badass, imo.

SPEAK, MORTAL.

One of your closest friends runs away without saying a single word. How will you react?

I’ll hunt them down in a black Chevy Impala, tie them up and throw them in my closet until I get an answer. I can make people talk, you know. There’re only so many hours that people can listen to Friday on loop.

SPEAK, MORTAL.

Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

Pirates. Ninja’s are all good and proper but it’s hard to be ninja when you have a bullet in your face.

SPEAK, MORTAL.