Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
#Headcanon: #Young!John’s upset because they’ve run out of jam #He gets withdrawal symptoms and puts on his striped jumper of RAAAAAGGGEEE #Sherlock has to pin him down to stop him hurting himself #Casually slipping off his shirt in the process #”I CAN’T WEAR THINGS WHEN YOU’RE LIKE THIS IT’S DANGEROUS!” #”RAAAAAAGEEE! #Then they have comfort sex #Jam with it.
^ ^ #”I CAN’T WEAR THINGS WHEN YOU’RE LIKE THIS IT’S DANGEROUS!” Don’t mind me just laughing my arse off here :D
(Source: realidadeaderiva)
I’m going to pretend that this is Shane and Reed…when he straightened his hair.
So apparently this is from a film called “Les Chansons D’Amour.” And they really go at it. And it’s a musical. …dammit...