Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.

 

It’s really starting to annoy me when people complain about how the people on Tumblr are changing, and how we’re becoming ‘just like everyone on Facebook’.

dinierahm:

Well of course we’re like the people on Facebook too? We’re all human. And as much as we deny it, everyone is going to get judged. It doesn’t matter what website you’re on. That’s just the reality of it.