Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.

 

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first  entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk  toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a  cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet.  As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m  walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking,  until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward,  and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault  and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

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