Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You're Wearing Your Skin Like It's Too Tight.: Found an old speech on vegetarianism from year ten
So poorly written, I lol’d.
Most of you here are more than likely all too unaware of the unnecessary measures being taken to ensure your very satisfaction at the dinner table each night. Most of you here are more than likely all too content living in naivety, or bliss rather when it comes to…
You were so passionate when you spoke it! I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS QUITE CLEARLY! It was great to watch! I’m not vegetarian, but damn you made me feel bad… WHICH IS GOOD AND SHOWS HOW WELL YOU DID IT!
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ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS QUITE CLEARLY!...vegetarian, but damn you made me feel bad… WHICH...
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