Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You are a treasure.
Faye. Thank you for pointing out the subtleties...his words which show how much he truly...
the shit he says omg
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
^^^ And that, my friend, is called manipulation. And that is why I hate him. Because no one seems to be able to see...
I’m seriously surprised that he isn’t under contract to talk good about it omg