Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(via peepingtomfoolery)
Is this real life?
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
Oh my god.
BWAHAHAHAH OMFG
My faith in humanity, it weeps. :(
notanotherteentumblr) Ugh, I love Paris.
gamefreaksnz:ronworkman: WANT THIS SHIRT. HAHAHAHHAA
That shirt is repulsive and disturbing on all levels. I want it.
edited? funny regardless
somebody imobilize this bitch before she hurts someone. wasn’t her 15 minutes up ten years ago?
My faith in humanity, it weeps. :(