Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
One of your closest friends runs away without saying a single word. How will you react?
I’ll hunt them down in a black Chevy Impala, tie them up and throw them in my closet until I get an answer. I can make people talk, you know. There’re only so many hours that people can listen to Friday on loop.
