Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Open the document…ten points!
All right that was a great job. Tumblr time!
Guilt guilt guilt, back to paper.
A few sentences done, let’s stalk someone on Facebook!
Okay fine I’ll write more.
Search…
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Coincidence?
AHHHHHHHHHH SHOOT.
Oh ho hoooo yeah! That’s me...now. Just sitting here in Procrastination Station, avoiding...
Yup. Every single paper ever. :)
collect data out of the Corpus of Contemporary American English so that...can talk about...
Before I’ve even started...english assignment
Accurate description of my paper writing process.
as i write my vocab homework
This is my current reality.
I love that I saw this right as I checked Tumblr, right after I finished my first paragraph.