Alyssa - 16 - probably human but we're not going to check.
Seems to have a near-amorous relationship with the act of writing. We have learnt to not ask questions and to avoid her during November.
To keep her happy we just throw her a Terry Pratchett book and hope she can keep her damn trap shut for more than five minutes.
Is known to refer to herself in third person. We don't know why, but it's a good excuse to lock her up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
86 year old makes a rage comic. It's beautiful.
THIS
Is how you make a rage comic
Not that anyone will ever be able to make one that’s as wonderful as this
even though i really dislike rage comics this is actually really cool
This brought tears to my eyes.
gives me hope
I like it.
STRONGapprove
This is awesome.
Epic.
Dese el tiempo y léalo
^ eso mismo
casi me sale una lagrima po ql
esto me da tanto y tanto hope para el futuro ;-;
God this is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read.
(Source: pocketfulofgeek)
You are underestimating the future. You are fretting about the now; worrying about little things that don’t matter. You are wasting precious energy obsessing over irrelevant details. You don’t believe that a better future is out there and can be built, that it can exceed people’s expectations, because you’re spending so much time considering the truth of the present and the seemingly important lessons of the past.
You are underestimating the future because you believe you cannot see it, but you can - you’ve seen it done before.
Steve Jobs (via shiv53)
(Source: youtube.com)
Dear douche,
You say you get 10 times more girls than me.
10 times 0 is 0.
Sincerely, Nerds
Well I just died from adorableness.
When was the last time you received flowers?
For the ball, from Rhys and the neighbours. :3
What was your favorite class in school?
I like all my classes, but maths today gets a special mention because of the amazing people I have it with. :3
What video game have you played the most?
Oblivion. Over 800 hours. O_o
What musical instrument would you most like to be able to play?
Guitar. I imagine it would be an amazing way to relax.
Among historical people, who would you most like to meet?
Dunno. Probably Jesus. I guess we could talk things out and get some explanations.
As a child, what did you want to become when you grew up?
Batman. Just. Batman.
what’s the greatest ever last day of school song?
Rangi’s suggestion of leaving the assembly to School’s Out sounds pretty badass, imo.
One of your closest friends runs away without saying a single word. How will you react?
I’ll hunt them down in a black Chevy Impala, tie them up and throw them in my closet until I get an answer. I can make people talk, you know. There’re only so many hours that people can listen to Friday on loop.
Great, another friendship, RUINED.
Feelin’ it hard.
Are you alright? Do you want to talk? I’ll MSN you.
